Deadshot Quotes

The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.

Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.

Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.

The feeling, so close, you can reach out and touch it. I never knew I could want something so much, but it’s true.

Did you hear something?

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

We may have our differences, but nothing’s more important than family.

Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn’t mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.

No one stays good in this world.

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.

We're calling this 'controlling what you can when things feel out of control.'

Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence.

Give me some scotch. I'm starving.

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

I can do this all day.

My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.

You're not brave... men are brave. You say that you want to help people, but you can't feel their pain... their mortality... It's time you learn what it means to be a man.

You're not brave. Men are brave.

Following is not really my style.

And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey has reached its end. You start with something pure, Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering... but then I thought "why stop there?" Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tie it with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away...I am Iron Man.

You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

And I am iron man.

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.

I can save today. You can save the world

I have to sing, I have to play. The music, it’s not just in *me*, it *is* me. When life gets me down, I play my guitar. The rest of the world may follow the rules, but I must follow my heart. You know that feeling, like there’s a song in the air and it’s playing just for you. I hope you like it.

The only thing permanent in life is impermanence.

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!

ZOOLOGY, BITCH!

I hate this game.

Get me the hell out of here!

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.

There's a point at 7,000 RPM where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It just disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space and time. 7,000 RPM, that's where you meet it. You feel it coming. It creeps up near you, and it asks you a question. The only question that really matters. Who are you?

Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom

I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own!

Where are you going? Don't leave me alone! How do I follow you... Into the Unknown?

Who knows the ways of men.

Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings.

Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?

I could do this all day.

He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.

We have hulk.

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

You didn't come here because I batted my eyelashes at you.

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur. Son of... a bitch!

Clark Kent: What did you do?
Bruce Wayne: I bought the bank.

I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different.

I love you 3000.

I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one.

Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.

[Eyes turning red] Where is she?

Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Finally, someone who speaks English.

I'm not overly fond of what follows.

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!

I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

It's not about deserve, it's about what you believe. And I believe in love.

You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can't take away - I am Iron Man.

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away.

She's too powerful, I have no hammer.

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!

Stop!

I hope my death makes more sense than my life.

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about.

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king.

We're defined by our actions, not our words.

Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Is he still looking at me funny?
Agent Stone : Yes, he is.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Olaf : Anna? Elsa? Sven? Samantha?
Olaf : I-I don't even know a Samantha!

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.

Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?

So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A - I have no idea where I'm going. B - Salt water stings. C - I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!

You're not allowed up there! That's one of the Seven Wonders!

I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really..

You do NOT want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me!

I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.

There was a time above... a time before... there were perfect things... diamond absolutes. But things fall... things on earth. And what falls... is fallen. In the dream, they took me to the light. A beautiful lie. [first lines of movie]

I've killed things from other worlds before.

I shouldn't be alive... unless it was for a reason.

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.

I don't get always what I want.

I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

Dr. Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.

Thor: I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! [pause] Please don't cut my hair! Noooooo!

I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again?

I know, I’m not supposed to love music. But my great-grandma Coco’s father was the greatest musician of all time, Ernesto de la Cruz. One day he left with his guitar and never returned, now my family thinks music is a curse.

The mystery of whose story it will be. Of who draws the curtain. Who is it that chooses our steps in the dance? Who drives us mad? Lashes us with whips and crowns us with victory when we survive the impossible? Who is it, that does all of these things? Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we will never die? Who teaches us what is real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we will die to defend? Who chains us? And who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

This is not going to go the way you think!

You've got to be shitting me.

Thor: No, give me that.
Thor: You have the little one.

I never yielded, and as you can see, I am not dead.

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

There's no cavalry. No one will magically appear and save you in the end

It's a beautiful mistake. But a mistake.

You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity.

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done.

I had learned that knowing what something is is not the same as knowing how something feels.

I hadn't been wrong. THIS was wrong. They hadn't eliminated murder. They brought it home. They just called it by a different name.

[Bruce Wayne] Maybe it's that Gotham City and me... we just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!

Proof that Tony Stark has a heart.

Faster, ladies! Come on! My GRANDMOTHER has more life in her, God rest her soul. move it!

In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian... or was.

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

Pepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.
Tony Stark: The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper Potts: I didn't know that either.
Tony Stark: Apparently I am volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper Potts: That I did know.

Tony Stark: [Covering one eye] How does Fury even see these?
Maria Hill: He turns.

Agent Phil Coulson: [on phone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

It always ends in a fight.

I used to want to save the world. This beautiful place. But I knew so little then. It is a land of beauty and wonder, worth cherishing in every way. But the closer you get, the more you see the great darkness simmering within. And mankind? Mankind is another story altogether.
[First lines of movie]

My destiny is to rule all others.

Ernesto de la Cruz: I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

I have to sing. It's not just IN me... It IS Me.

Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, umm... 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I would say I am feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.

Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [Crying] I'm totally from the future.

Shazam : Gentlemen...
Freddy Freeman :You have bullet immunity!
Shazam : I'm bulletproof!
Shazam : You're dead.
Shazam :Sorry about your window... but you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Freddy Freeman : Have a good night!
Shazam : Oh hey, wassup? I'm a superhero!

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

I am Groot.

I'm not afraid. I'm angry.

They're right to fear me.

You're not the only one with a gun, bitch.

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind?

What in the Sam Hill?

She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face.

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fuckin' deserve!

There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best."

What in the Sam Hill?

I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.

Our brains so hate the idea of losing something that's valuable to us that we abandon all rational thought, and we make some really poor decisions. So, Curtis wasn't playing to win. He was playing not to lose.

Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.

.Begin.

These are mad times we live in! Mad!

I'm through being polite, goddammit! Now, take me down.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Of course: Glaciers are rivers of ICE! Ahtohallon is frozen!

Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Are you in charge here?
Major Bennington : Yes I a...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : NOPE!
Major Bennington : My...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : WRONG!
Major Bennington : Na...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : I'M IN CHARGE!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Allow me to clarify
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is to vast to quantify. Agent Stone
Agent Stone : The doctor thinks you're basic
Major Bennington : Listen pal, I don't know if you realize who...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : I'm sorry major what was your name?
Major Bennington : Benningt...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : NOBODY CARES!

Let's go do some ROCK-conaissance!

You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid

Eenie, meenie, miney, mayhem.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.

Thank you, Officer Brainfart.

Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise.

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy.

Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!

Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

We are in Buckingham Palace, at the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!

I'm an army doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them.

Dr. John Watson: Um... Mmm, right, you... You told me once... that you weren't a hero. Umm, there were times I didn't even think you were human but let me tell you this, you were, uh, the best man and the most human... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. That so... there.
Dr. John Watson: I was... I was so alone. And I owe you so much.
Dr. John Watson: Oh, please, there's just one more thing, right? One more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't... be... dead. Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this.

Well, the short version... not dead.

So on to some funny stories about John. If you could all just cheer up a bit, that would... be better.

Dr. John Watson: The thing about Mary is she has completely turned my life around. Changed everything. But, for the record, over the last few years there are two people who have done that, and the other one is...
Dr. John Watson: ... a complete dick-head.

Oh, do your research. I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas!

Did you miss me?

You're Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.

Mycroft Holmes: I have access to the top level of the MI5 archive.
Mary Morstan: Yep, that's where I'm looking.
Mycroft Holmes: What do you think of MI5 security?
Mary Morstan: I think it would be a good idea.

Mycroft Holmes: What you're about to see is classified beyond top secret. Is that quite clear? Don't minute any of this. Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it. A D-notice has been slapped on the entire incident. Only those within this room, code-names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love, will ever know the whole truth. As far as everyone else is concerned, going to the Prime Minister and way beyond, Charles Augustus...
Mycroft Holmes: Are you tweeting?

Literally.

I'm the widow of a drug dealer, I own property in central London, and, for the last bloody time, John, I'm not your housekeeper.

Get out of my house. You reptile.

Your evil hearing aids won't help you escape this time, so I'd get comfy.

Bees. Why did it have to be bees?

Really not enjoying being one of the good guys this week. REALLY not.

You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

I wish this could last forever, and yet change mocks us with her beauty.

I just find clothes restricting.

I like warm hugs

'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense!

To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.

Cliff Booth : Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo!
Cliff Booth : I don't know your name, but I remember that hair.
Cliff Booth : And you, I remember your white little face.
Cliff Booth : And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex : I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth : ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
Sadie : God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth : Tex!

With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.

My life hasn't been what you think it has. We all have our struggles.

Look at this, I took nine million steps today!

Pop quiz, hot shot. Classic line.

I'm Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that's okay. I am living my best life on earth.

Agent Stone : I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!

Whatever this creature is, I'm going to uncover the source of its power.

I'm the top banana in a world full of monkeys.

Nobody care that our mommy is proud you can read at a 3rd grade level. Have you read Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert; she dies. And leaves behind a big giant egg sac. Look what came out of my egg sac.

Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?

Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home... A lesser man would die. I'll be home by Christmas!

Eeney, meeney, miney, Mayhem.

Here's the thing: I'm never wrong.

I'm sure you're hella popular.

Wherever you go, I’ll be standing right behind you.

It. Won't. Work.

Stop. You've got to stop.

Believe me, Beckett has plenty of experience taking a bullet for other people doing stupid things. Hell, she's married to me.

These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...

That one's for free.

The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.

Okay, let's go fuck the wife. Consensually.

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

Ron Franz: What does the "N" stand for?
Christopher McCandless: North.
Ron Franz: Alaska?

Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance.

Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?

Skip the drama, stay with Mama!

Evil wakes in vengeance. Be careful what you choose.

How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh? You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world - you either take or you get TAKEN!

I will miss our conversations.

My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities.

This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!

I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile.

Yo, that 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

This guy don't wanna win no battle, he's shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this!

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit.

I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.

So, you wanna go to a real party?

That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off.

Carpathia Steward : Can I take your name, please love?
Rose : Dawson, Rose Dawson.

Jack! This is where we first met.

I'll never let go, Jack. I promise.

As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be." Silesius, 17th Century.

We shall not meet again, Elessar.

This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will.

I'm a fan, by the way.

I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy!

My Queen! My wife. My love...

He never listens.

Desperate times, desperate measures.

Please be quiet, brother! Your constant scheming gives me even more of a headache!

Hmmm. I don't feel drunk.

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free.

Serena Unger : Wait. Is this the part where you act the basic bitch and tell me you got your eye on me and that you don't trust me?
Adele Wolff : Welcome to the moment.

You can not reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth.

Those who never change their mind never change anything.

My face is mine, my hands are mine, my mouth is mine, but I'm not. I'm yours.

Ben : When you have sex with a woman, be gentle and listen to her. Treat her with respect and dignity even if you don't love her.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Always tell the truth. Always take the high road.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Live each day like it could be your last. Drink it in. Be adventurous, be bold, but savour it. It goes fast.
Bo : I know.
Ben : Don't die.
Bo : I won't.

Okay, eat your breakfast. The school bus will be here in 15 minutes.

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope!

Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

Memories are not just about the past. They determine our future. You can change things. You can make things better.

I don't like it when you have plans.

How dare you attack the son of Odin!

You're big. I've fought bigger.

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.

"Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense, that was a week ago. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism?" AGREED.

You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?

Raise the mizzenmast! Jib the topsails!

I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there.

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

My father told me once, he said, "If you see something wrong happening in the world, you can either do nothing, or you can do something". And I already tried nothing.

It's not about deserve. Maybe, maybe we don't. But it's not about that, it's about what you believe. You don't think I get it, after what I've seen out there? You don't think I wish I could tell you that it was one bad guy to blame? It's not! We're all to blame!

Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you.

It's really cool that you guys are ready to do battle and stuff, but I've never done battle, I've just pushed some people and run away.

People said the Age of Heroes would never come again.

A true story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound... Chinese. But they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth.

Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson?

I'm gonna offer the choice. Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

Today is the first day of what's left of your life.

Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.

Peter: Hey Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate.
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol.

Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker: Oh.
Tony Stark: That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.

Tony Stark: You walked right into this one: I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Ellen Brandt: Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!

Life is about growth and change. But you, my dear god of mischief brother, just want to stay the same.

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I am actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Clerk: [sneezing] I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

Abuelita: Miguel, eat your food. Here, have some more.
Miguel: No, gracias.
Miguel: I mean, si.
Abuelita: Now, that is what I thought you said.

Abuelita: "Día de Muertos" has begun, it is the one night of the year our ancestors can come visit us.
Miguel: I thought it might have been one of those made up things.
Miguel: I was just…
Abuelita: Shhhh.
Miguel: But…
Abuelita: Tonight is about family.

Mama Imelda: Miguel, what's going on?
Miguel: Remind me how I know you?
Head Clerk: They’re your family.

I need someone to show me my place in all of this.

You wanna lose small I wanna win big.

Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.

Move aside, there, Lebowski.

This is the fight of our lives, and we’re gonna win. Whatever it takes.

It's not about how much we've lost. It's about how much we have left.

I went for the head.

I like this one.

You're saying there's a multiverse?

Peter Parker : Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy Hogan : Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.

You're like a bad guy, right?

Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero.

Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.

Wade Wilson : George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie.
Weasel : Yeah, we still...
Weasel : ... have Bowie.

Then by bloodshed, do the gods make known their wil

Take him. But make sure he gets a view.

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.

I just wanted everybody to see me...

I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

"Pussy"

He's clean, dirty, but clean.

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra!

Only I can live forever.

Join me in the forest tonight and confront your fate.

They never learn. Such a pity.

From this day forth, you put your faith... in me.

Voldemort has chosen Draco Malfoy for a mission

Good luck with that.

Did you have a nightmare? I have nightmares, too. Someday I'll explain it to you, why they came, why they won't ever go away, but I'll tell you how I survive it. I make a list in my head... of all the good things I've seen someone do. Every little thing I can remember. It's like a game. I do it over and over. Gets a little tedious after all these years, but... there are much worse games to play.

Everyone has a choice Katniss, and I'd rather die than say what he just said.

Doctor Grant's not machine compatible.

Issue a standing kill order on Jason Bourne, effective immediately.

All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization.

Isabella Swan : Did you follow me?
Edward Cullen : I... I feel very protective of you.
Isabella Swan : So you followed me.
Edward Cullen : I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.
Isabella Swan : Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?
Isabella Swan : So what you... you read minds?
Edward Cullen : I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.
Isabella Swan : Is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen : See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?

I'd rather die than to stay away from you.

No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing. He's amazing.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Get on my back!
Moose Finbar : I would rather die.

Albino rhinos!

NOO! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!

Later, dude.

I feel like ever since I lost my phone... my other senses have kind of heightened.

Nothing happens to anyone that he is not fitted by nature to bear

You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. "How's you job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.

Please, I don't support that language, just don't... DON'T!

I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me.

You get what you fucking deserve!

All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.

Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life.

Young Bethany : I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge : Are you out of your mind?

O-Ren Ishii : Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.
O-Ren Ishii : You may not be able to fight like a Samurai, but at least you can die like a Samurai.

I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance.

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It's everybody.

Everybody's telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs.

You're so funny, Arthur.

Sometimes, dead is better.

Scuttle : Wa wa wa, wa wa!
Prince Eric : Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.

Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.

Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.

Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.

If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

Richard Brewer : Lord, forgive us for our wrongdoings, for our misguidance by heathen religions. Thank you for keeping us alive. Lord, be with us in doing the right thing. Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallow be thy name.
William H. Bonney : Please, Dick. It's getting cold. I could've killed you, Dick. I could've killed you, but I don't want to kill you. I want to eat.

Charley Bowdre : Hey, Billy. I've got to get out of here. I've got a wife. She's this little Mexican gal. Please, Billy.
William H. Bonney : Charley, if you don't stand up and start whooping some ass, you ain't ever gonna see her again.

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.

Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen.

what are you prepared to do?

He's killing us one at a time.

When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El diablo cazador de hombres". Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst. "El que hace trofeos de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of men".

Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me.

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat.

Aw, Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still runnin' your life!

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie?

I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.

What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?

Now you can go anywhere you want, baby.

Nothing. He's just another asshole. You let that negative dreck in and it'll put ya away. You can be a chickenshit and die or be a mensch and keep makin' yourself well.

I'll be back.

There's just more to it than picking the right color. It's the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted solid colored drapes in a little girl's room. I said 'DON'T DO IT.' - You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.

This plan of a high probability of success.

Wiggle your big toe.

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

Who sent you? Who are you working for?

This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness.

Each of these hawker stalls sells pretty much one dish, and they've been perfecting it for generations. You know, this is one of the only places in the world where street food vendors actually earn Michelin stars.

Is this a church? Or a paddy field?

I think we should return to the word of God.

It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.

James Bond : Good evening, sir.
M : It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?
James Bond : Never on the firm's time, sir.

Ben... Ben. Why didn't you tell me?

You were lucky to get out of there.

Watch that cross fire boys.

This is it.

There's always a bigger fish.

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings.

And now, if you will excuse me, I will retire.

I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead... every single one of them. And not just the men. But the women... and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!

Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me.

Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.

Obi-Wan... there... is good in him. I know there is... still...

I have a very bad feeling about this.

C-3PO : The map - it is complete!
Leia : Luke!

Never underestimate a droid.

Quintus : People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I?

Maximus : You don't find it hard to do your duty?
Cicero : Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.

Maximus : You knew Marcus Aurelius?
Proximo : I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!

He killed the man who set you free.

Roma Ignis

Commodus : Quintus, sword!
Commodus : Give me your sword!
Commodus : Sword, give me a sword!
Quintus : Sheathe your swords! Sheathe your swords!

It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is...

Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.

Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.

Proximo : I am Proximo! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your death. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you die - and die you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
Proximo : Gladiators... I salute you.

You're good, Spaniard, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent.

If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

If we can't make memories, we can't heal.

Now... where was I?

I can't remember to forget you.

Remember Sammy Jankis.

I have this condition.

My wife deserves revenge, whether I know about it or not.

Ah, fuck... Sorry.

You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers.

Nice shot, Liebowitz.

He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

I better run, tiger.

Do I get to say thank you this time?

Ha! You just got union jacked!

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?

Dory : I don't.

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

Simple maybe, but not easy.

Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here!

Seraph : Did you always know?
The Oracle : Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed... I believed.

It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious.

Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen!

Dolores : Hello.
Dr. Don Shirley : You must be Dolores.
Dolores : Welcome!
Dr. Don Shirley : Buon natale. Thank you for sharing your husband with me.
Dolores : Thank you for helping him with the letters.
Dolores : You hungry?

We need guilt, Doctor. And shame. But not yours.

Death to any other Mother.

Why is everyone so ready to think the worst is over?

Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful.

Chew on this, you ugly bastard.

Meg versus man isn't a fight... it's a slaughter.

That's something you can't unsee.

It's wonderful. You should be very proud.

This belonged to the greatest warrior who ever lived.

Wow, that's an impressive trick.

Sorry, Bumblebee!

Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you!

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.

I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.

Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.

My kid still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it.

Master Sergeant Farell : I see everyone is having a productive morning. You know it gives me a swell of pride knowing soldiers of your... caliber will be leading the charge tomorrow. Tip of the spear. Edge of the knife.
Master Sergeant Farell : Crack of my ass.

Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power.

When people have the freedom to choose, they choose wrong - every single time.

I know you know a lot of people, and with a good lawyer you'll get out of jail in a few years. And then I'll come for you. I'll find you, and we both know what's gonna happen.

Officer Bernard : This is gonna end bad for you.
Bryan Mills : Don't be such a pessimist.

Bernie : You want me to put a tail on him?
Franck Dotzler : No, it's a waste of time. They always fumble them. These guys could lose a tail if it was attached to a dog. We're done.

I felt like we had a secret, just the two of us. Like that thing where you just wanna be with one person all the time. You feel like the two of you get something no one else gets.

Did you ever have to find a way to survive and you knew your choices were bad, but you had to survive?

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he?

I'm like the fucking Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time. You don't know it, all right? That's the fuckin' art of becoming somebody who people can pin their beliefs and their dreams on.

You know what, if the country were run by people like you, Irving Rosenfeld, we'd be living in Eastern Europe or Guatemala.

When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

I, Hal Jordan, do solemnly swear to pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp.

Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying! I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling.

I'm just teasing!

I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!

How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy?

Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that?

He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.

Queen Narissa : If I'm to remain queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
Robert : Over my dead body!
Queen Narissa : Alright, I'm flexible.

Please, don't leave me.

It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.

Happiest time of my life is when I was broke.

What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

It walks... like a man!

Your faith brings death!

What the fuck? What the fuck? You saw that right? That was real? What the fuck is going on?

Fire doesn't cleanse, it blackens!

Oscar : Don't... swallow!
Lenny : Oscar?
Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?
Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...
Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!

Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

Yippee-ki-yay...!

Sykes! My brother from another mother!

Sykes : Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer!
Don Lino : My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!

Hey, Luca... Get Sykes. He knows that Reef better than anybody. I want to know all about this guy. I want to know what he does. I want to know where he eats. I want to know where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I want to know about it. Who is the Shark Slayer?

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

There is some comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future.

Spring, 1877. This marks the longest I've stayed in one place since I left the farm at 17. There is so much here I will never understand. I've never been a church going man, and what I've seen on the field of battle has led me to question God's purpose. But there is indeed something spiritual in this place. And though it may forever be obscure to me, I cannot but be aware of its power. I do know that it is here that I've known my first untroubled sleep in many years.

As a matter of fact dawg, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit' you.

Alex : So how come they call you rabbit?
Future : Cause he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot.

John Shaft II : Damn, you back at having a knife fight?
John Shaft I : Oh hell no, I shot him.

We win, Gracie !

Jack : Well, yes, ma'am, I do... I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper. I mean, I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.
Molly Brown : Well said, Jack.

I'm the king of the world!

I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it.

Cal Hockley : You're a good liar.
Jack : Almost as good as you. There's uh- there's no arrangement is there?
Cal Hockley : Oh, there is... Not that you'll benefit from it... I always win, Jack.

Oh shit this is cold! Shit, shit, shit.

This is bad!

What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?

Rose is displeased... what to do?

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles.

Harry, your hands are freezing!

Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?

I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings...

Son of a bitch! I mean your Honor, that was a hell of a shot.

I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.

Is it you? My great and worthy opponent? But it can't be. Not this pitiful, spineless, pasty, bloated codfish I see before me. You're not even a shadow of Peter Pan.

That's Stark's father. Who's the girl?

Natasha Romanoff : You're not gonna put me in a prison. You're not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why?
Committee General : Do enlighten us
Natasha Romanoff : Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we're also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.

The undercarriage is filthy!

Think I'm gettin' the hang of this!

There's an eye-opener, and no mistake.

One Ring to rule them all.

Do not let your hearts be troubled.

The time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?

I have served. I will be of service.

I still have time.

The Director : All of this for what, because of a puppy?
John Wick : It wasn't just a puppy.

You look as bad as I feel.

I gotta say, I'm a pretty big fan.

Bad shit happens to people I care about.

Fuck.

This is my father... Chuck.

It's got a lot of water...

Hey, keep it out front. Alright?

Logan, you still have time.

Our boat... the Sunseeker.

As I live and breathe, "the Wolverine".

No. No! NO!

Showtime, boy!

Stop shooting! She heals.

See. You're not the only one who's been enhanced.

I want you to breathe. It's just a flesh wound, baby.

Beware the light.

The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction.

There's still hope. Don't do this!

I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now.

She's coming.

This is your fault, Charles.

Why did you make me do that? She was my friend...

I'm scared. And when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love.

Use your power. Bring the X-Men together. Guide us, lead us...

"You want to pick that shit up?"

You're on acid... somebody gave you really bad acid...

So much for being a survivor.

Do what you were made for!

Imagine if they were metal...

My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there.

Since when did we become a disease?

In chess, the pawns go first.

Charles always wanted to build bridges...

Such a shame. She was so beautiful.

Traitors to their own cause...

In a game of chess the pawns go first.

Logan, you're making me blush.