Charlotte Quotes

Worst fight ever.

Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me.

More than this, you know there's nothing. More than this, just tell me one thing.

I just feel so alone, even when I'm surrounded by other people.

You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?

I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.

Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun.

I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.

I went to this temple and all these monks were chanting and I didn't feel anything. John's been using these hair products and I don't know who I married anymore.

Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
Bob: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

Bob: I don't want to leave.
Charlotte: So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

Bob: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
Charlotte: I'm in. I'll go pack my stuff.
Bob: I hope that you've had enough to drink. It's going to take courage.

Charlotte: I'm stuck. Does it get easier?

Bob: No. - Yes, it gets easier.
Charlotte: Oh yeah? Look at you.
Bob: Thanks.

Charlotte: 25 years. That's uh, well it's impressive.
Bob: Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.

You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"

Charlotte: That was the worst lunch.
Bob: So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?

Enjoy your fright.

You're not hopeless.

Short and sweet? How very Japanese of you.