Kevin Quotes

Cedrick the Bellman : Do you know how the TV works?
Kevin McCallister : I'm 10 years old. TV is my life.

Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

Waiter : Two scoops, sir?
Kevin McCallister : Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.

Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

It's a nice night for a neck injury.

Kate McCallister : Well you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.
Kevin McCallister : I hope so!

I wanna go home. Mom, where are you?

Bird Lady : The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people.
Kevin McCallister : No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.
Bird Lady : I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you.
Kevin McCallister : Maybe they're just too busy. Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. People don't mean to forget. My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.
Bird Lady : I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken.
Kevin McCallister : I understand. I had a nice pair of rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times.
Bird Lady : A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates.
Kevin McCallister : They're kind of the same thing. If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose.
Bird Lady : Little truth in there somewhere.
Kevin McCallister : I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice.
Bird Lady : Thank you. Do you know it's been a couple of years since I've talked to anybody?
Kevin McCallister : That's okay. You're good at it. You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit. You should do it more often. Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it.
Bird Lady : I have been working very hard at keeping people away.
Kevin McCallister : I don't care how much people bug me, I'd rather be with someone than alone.
Bird Lady : So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve? You did something wrong?
Kevin McCallister : A lot of things.
Bird Lady : Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?
Kevin McCallister : It's late. I don't know if I'll have enough time to do enough good deeds to erase all my bad ones.
Bird Lady : It's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight. Think of an important thing you can do for others, and go do it. Just follow the star in your heart.
Kevin McCallister : Okay... It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. If I don't see you, I hope everything turns out okay.
Bird Lady : Thank you.
Kevin McCallister : Tell the birds I said goodbye.
Bird Lady : I will.
Kevin McCallister : If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you.
Bird Lady : Don't make promises you can't keep.

Kevin McCallister : Excuse me, where's the lobby?
Donald Trump : Down the hall and to the left.
Kevin McCallister : Thanks.

Cedric the Bellman : You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister : The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman : No, the President.

Concierge : And how are we this morning?
Kevin McCallister : Fine. Is my transportation here?
Concierge : Out in front, sir. A limousine and a... pi-zza! Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home.

My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.