Walter Sobchak Quotes
Latest Walter Sobchak quotes from The Big Lebowski
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
As if we would DREAM of taking your money!
Am I wrong?
I'm more Jewish than Tevye!
The little prick is stonewalling me.
You're being very undude.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
It's all water under the bridge.
Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
And a good day to you, sir!
Fifteen, Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill!
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity. If it gets complex, everything can go wrong.
If you will it, it is no dream.
I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
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