James Bond Quotes

I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?

The job's done and the bitch is dead.

Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?

I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.

The name's Bond... James Bond.

Felix Leiter : I should have introduced myself, seeing as we're related. Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley.
Felix Leiter : You should have faith. As long as you keep your head about you, I think you have him.
James Bond : Had. Excuse me.
Felix Leiter : You're not buying in?
James Bond : No.
Felix Leiter : Listen, I'm bleeding chips. I'm not going to last much longer. You have a better chance. I'll stake you. I'm saying I'll give you the money to keep going. Just one thing: you pull it off, the CIA bring him in.
James Bond : What about the winnings?
Felix Leiter : Does it look like we need the money?

James Bond : Vodka-martini.
Bartender : Shaken or stirred?
James Bond : Do I look like I give a damn?

He won the hand with the river card. The odds against are twenty-three to one, and he'd know that. When he made his first raise, he had nothing. Winning was blind luck.

Good evening. Can I get a bottle of chilled Bollinger Grande Année and the Beluga caviar?

Solange : Apparently, he's on the last flight to Miami. So, you have all night to question me.
James Bond : In that case, we're gonna need - some more champagne.

Carter : Looks like our man, burn scars on his face.
James Bond : Hmm. I wonder if bomb-makers are insured for things like that.

Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that.

Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message?

Mr. White : Hello?
James Bond : Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White : Who is this?
James Bond : The name's Bond. James Bond.

Solange : Mmmmm. You like married women... don't you, James?
James Bond : It keeps things simple.
Solange : What is it about bad men? You... my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you?
James Bond : Because then they'd be bad.
Solange : Mmmmm, yes!... But, so much more interesting.

I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

Oh, and the valet ticket.

I love you too M.

I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I had no idea it stood for...