Sherlock quotes

Mycroft Holmes: Oh, Sherlock. What do we say about coincidence?
Sherlock Holmes: The universe is rarely so lazy.

Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes

Lady Smallwood: Here.
Mycroft Holmes: What's this?
Lady Smallwood: My number.
Mycroft Holmes: I already have your number.
Lady Smallwood: My private number.
Mycroft Holmes: Why would I need that?
Lady Smallwood: I don't know. Maybe you'd like a drink sometime.
Mycroft Holmes: Of what?
Lady Smallwood: Up to you. Call me.

Mycroft Holmes

I delete any text that begins, "Hi."

Sherlock Holmes