Captain Hook Quotes

Latest Captain Hook quotes from Hook

Captain Hook

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Captain Hook is played by Dustin Hoffman in Hook.

Quotes

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan! image

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!

#1

He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die. image

He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

#2

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children! image

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!

#3

Is it you? My great and worthy opponent? But it can't be. Not this pitiful, spineless, pasty, bloated codfish I see before me. You're not even a shadow of Peter Pan.

#4

 Are you ready for me Peter? Come on, humor the Hook. image

Are you ready for me Peter? Come on, humor the Hook.

#5

I think your mother reads to you every night in order to stupefy you to sleep. So she and daddy can sit down for three measly minutes without you and your mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive and nagging demands. "He took my toy." "She hit my bear." "I want a potty." "I want a cookie." "I want to stay up." I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now... can't you understand child? They tell you stories to shut you up.

#6

Smee : I've just had an apostrophe.
Captain Hook : I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee : Lightning has just struck my brain.
Captain Hook : Well, that must hurt.

#7

Captain James Hook : [holding a pistol to his head] No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
Smee : Oh, not again.
Captain James Hook : This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee!
Smee : I'm coming. I'm coming.
Captain James Hook : Stop me! This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!
Captain James Hook : Don't ever frighten me like that again.
Smee : I'm sorry.
Captain James Hook : What are you, some kind of a sadist?
Smee : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. How do you feel now?
Captain James Hook : I want to die.
Smee : Oh, now, now.
Captain James Hook : There's no adventure here.
Smee : You call this no adventure?
Captain James Hook : Death is the only adventure I have left, Smee.

#8

Captain James Hook : Hear me, men. For reasons of good form, I have decided that the so-called Pan will return in three days to commit the arbitrament of the sword. Smee, translate.
Smee : In three days, we're gonna have a war! A battle between good and evil to the death!

#9

What would the world be like without Captain Hook? image

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

#10

Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have decided to cancel the war. Kill them. Kill them all.

#11

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