I could really handle some hot sex with a Jewish princess!
Read more Spud QuotesFrom: Trainspotting
2nd Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?Spud: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure.
1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.
Living like this is a full-time business.