Oscar Quotes
Latest Oscar quotes from Shark Tale
Oscar
Quotes
Sykes! My brother from another mother!
Oscar : Don't... swallow!
Lenny : Oscar?
Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?
Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...
Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!
Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!
Oscar : Hi, I'm Oscar - you might think you know me, but you have no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the way the other half lives! Check it out, I got my 60-inch high-def plasma TV with six-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for one of those days when you're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD SCHOOL, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!
Shortie #1 : Yeah, like money!
Crazy Joe : Now that you live in a big penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
Oscar : Crazy Joe, that's a billboard.
Crazy Joe : You live in a billboard?
Oscar : No!
Crazy Joe : ...And I thought I was crazy!
Oscar : Are you not entertained?
Oscar : You can't handle the truth!
Oscar : You had me at hello!
o that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it's all set, we good to go, we had the money. And he trips underwater. Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?
Sometimes I just be coughing for nothin'!
And you tell Don LAME-o that I don't never, ever, ever, ever, never ever want to see another shark in this reef again! Ever! Remember this name: Oscar the Sharkslayer!
My dad was the greatest... but nobody loves a nobody.
What is with y'all living in a love boat? You're supposed to be the MOB, get yourselves a decent hideout!
Any shark that comes around in Oscar town is going down! I get poetic! In the heat I get poetic!
My man, Sykes... Has just, begged me... Not to murderlize you all up in here, all right? Now I might listen to him... But then again I might not!
He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?
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