Peter Parker (Spider-Man) Quotes

Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers. I can tell, Hulk gives it away.

Tony Stark: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
Peter Parker: Oh.
Tony Stark: That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.

Peter: Hey Karen, what's up?
Karen: Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?
Peter: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate.
Karen: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.
Peter: Footage?
Karen: Yes Peter, I record everything you see.
Peter: Everything?
Karen: Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol.

Peter: Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
Karen: Who is Liz?
Peter: Who is Liz? She is the best; she is awesome. She is just a girl who goes to my school. And yeah, I really want to tell her... But, it's kind of weird, you know? "Hey... I'm Spider-Man."
Karen: What is weird about that?
Peter: Well, what if she is expecting someone like Tony Stark? I mean, Imagine how disappointed she would be when she sees me.
Karen: Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
Peter: Thanks Karen. It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.

Tony Stark: What if somebody had died? That's on you. What if you had died? That's on me. I don't need that guilt on my conscience. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: For ever!
Peter Parker: I am nothing without the suit!
Tony Stark: If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.

Adrian Toomes: How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower, or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me. They don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything. They don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is. I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.
Peter Parker: Why are you telling me this?
Adrian Toomes: Because I want you to understand. And I needed a little time to get her airborne.

Peter: Maryland?
Ned: What's there?
Peter: I don't know. Evil lair?
Ned: Evil lair?
Peter: Dude, a gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair.
Ned: Badass.

Spider-Man: Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.
Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
Spider-Man: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!
Karen: Activating Instant-Kill!
Spider-Man: No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!

Spider-Man: I got you!
Karen(voice of suit): This is your chance. Kiss her.

Spider-Man is not a party trick!

Peter Parker: I've got to go.
Michelle: Where are you going? What are you hiding Peter?
Michelle: [laughing] I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

Girl: Peter's not going to Washington.
Cindy: No, no, no.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, right before Nationals?
Michelle: He already quit marching band and robotics lab. I'm not obsessed with him, I'm just very observant.

Ned Leeds: Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter Parker: No, man!

Hey, guys! The illegal weapons deal ferry was at 10:30, you missed it!

Toomes: Does she know?
Peter: Know what?
Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date. Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'm gonna give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, You forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, 'Cause if you do, I will kill you, and everybody you love. I will kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?
Peter: ...Thank you.
Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go on in there, You show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

Adrian Toomes: How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?
Jackson Brice: You said to move the merchandise!
Adrian Toomes: Under the radar! Under the radar! If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through! You're out there, wearing that goofy thing like Mel Carbs, calling yourself the Shocker! "I'm the Shocker! I shock people!" What is this, Pro Wrestling?

Mac Gargan: Rumor has it that you know who he is.
Adrian Toomes: If I knew who he was, he'd already be dead.

Adrian Toomes: Peter, you're young. You don't understand how the world works.
Peter Parker: Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong!

Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

Adrian Toomes: Hey, you up for some bourbon, some gin, rum?
Peter Parker: I am not old enough to drink.

So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview.