Rancho Quotes

These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

We have a lots of exam but have only one dad.

Ehh, Punsukh Wangdu.

Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down.

Viru Sahastrabudhhe: Raju Rastogi?
Raju Rastogi :Yes, sir!
Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start?
Raju Rastogi: Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.

Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Rancho: Do you know why I come first?
Raju Rastogi: Why?
Rancho: I'm in love with machine. Engineering is my passion.

There's something going on between you both.

Machine Class Professor: Why are you back?
Rancho: Sir, I forgot to take something...
Machine Class Professor: What?
Rancho: Instruments that record, analyse, summarise, organise, debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hardbound, paperback, jacketed, non-jacketed; with foreword, introduction, table of contents, index; that are indented for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory route of vision - sometimes touch.
Machine Class Professor: What are you trying to say?
Rancho: Books sir! I forgot to take my books.

Aal izz well

I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.

I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.

The chicken doesn't know the fate of its egg. Will it be hatched or become fried egg?

Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch

All is well.

Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad!
Raju Rastogi: So what is your actual name?
Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.
Farhan Qureshi: What?
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Pia Wangdu?
Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.
Farhan Qureshi: Phunsukh Wangdu? Silencer's Phunsukh Wangdu?
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: I don't want to be named Pia Wangdu!
Rancho: Yes.
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Can I keep my name after marriage?