Security Guard: Are you an alien?Bruce Banner: What?Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.Bruce Banner: No.Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.
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In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?
That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.
What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
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