Deadpool 2 quotes

Deadpool : Is this Heaven?
Vanessa : Now it is.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Cable : I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.
Wade Wilson : Well, that's just lazy writing.

Cable, Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.
Weasel : Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

Wade Wilson