Deadpool 2 quotes

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Rules were meant to be broken
Colossus : That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!

Wade Wilson

Juggernaut : I'm gonna rip you in half now.
Deadpool : That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!

Wade Wilson