Deadpool 2 quotes

Deadpool : You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.
Dopinder : My body is an instrument of death.
Deadpool : Not now, Dopinder.

Dopinder, Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.
Weasel : Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

Wade Wilson

Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.
Vanessa : My IUD.
Deadpool : ...A bomb?
Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson