Captain Lennox Quotes

Yeah, this isn't going well!

Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm gonna be home soon, okay?

No friggin' way that thing's still not down...

Sarah Lennox : She has your laugh.
Captain Lennox : She laughed?
Sarah Lennox : Her first one.
Captain Lennox : Ah... are you sure she didn't just fart?
Sarah Lennox : No, she's a lady. She doesn't know you yet, but she will.

Captain Lennox : This is an emergency Pentagon call! The Pentagon, do you understand-?
Captain Lennox : I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!
International Operator : [bored] Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak very clearly into the mouthpiece...
Captain Lennox : I'm in the middle of a war! This is friggin' ridiculous!

Agent Simmons :All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...
Captain Lennox : NBEs?
Agent Simmons : Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.

International Operator :Also sir have you heard about our world-class premium package...?
Captain Lennox : NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

We made one good looking kid. I know people say that a lot, but, wow. We made one good looking kid. Nice work.