How I Met Your Mother quotes

Lily, I love you. But asking someone to come see your play is like asking for a ride to the airport, or to crash on someone's couch or to help you move. Call a cab, book a room, hire some movers and repeat after me, friends don't let friends come see their crappy play!

Barney Stinson

Robin Scherbatsky: Are you acting out the last scene of "Sleepless In Seattle" with dolls?
Ted Mosby: How long have you been there?
Robin Scherbatsky: Ten seconds.
Ted Mosby: Then yeah, just the last scene.

Ted Mosby

A few final thoughts, don't get married until you're thirty. Play laser tag once a week. Give at least as many high fives as you get. Teacup pigs are lady magnets, but are very hard to care for... Not worth the effort. The same goes for dogs and babies. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life... it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. Good luck boys. Take care of the game for me.

Barney Stinson