Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby: I sent a cab with a female driver so she would have no other male interaction until she came to me.Barney Stinson: Where she will still have no interaction with a man. What up? I feel good tonight. Tonight's gonna be good.
Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in the Pharma Girl free-for-all. Side effects may include: loss of clothing, rug burns, shortness of breath and sore abdominals the next morning. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS UP!
Barney Stinson: You know, I'm not worried about a wildcard anymore, whether its Uncle Vick, Aunt Shelley, or the ring-bear.Robin Scherbatsky: Ringbear-er!Barney Stinson: If any of those mammals go rogue, our wedding's gonna be Legendary.Robin Scherbatsky: No wait for it?Barney Stinson: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.