The Avengers quotes

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Tony Stark

Agent Phil Coulson: [on phone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers: Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor: I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!
Steve Rogers: Then prove it! Put the hammer down.
Tony Stark: Umm, yeah, no! Bad call, he loves his hammer!

Steve Rogers, Thor