The Avengers quotes

There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Steve Rogers

Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers

Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Bruce Banner