Larry Daley Quotes

Latest Larry Daley quotes from Night at the Museum

Larry Daley

Larry Daley chatacter image

Larry Daley is played by Rebecca in Night at the Museum.

Quotes

End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line.

#1

This is not worth $11.50 an hour! image

This is not worth $11.50 an hour!

#2

You're an old man, I don't want to fight you. image

You're an old man, I don't want to fight you.

#3

Larry: Civil war dudes... You guys are brothers, for God's sake... You gotta stop fighting... North wins... Slavery is bad... Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble but South, you guys get Allman Brothers...
Larry: ...and... Nascar. So just chill!

#4

Larry: Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. Do you want in?
Larry: [Dexter smiles from the tree, holding a set of baby toy keys] I don't think so. Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy.
Larry: Those are baby keys for a little baby. So have fun playing with your little baby keys, little baby monkey. Maybe tomorrow, I'll bring you a little baby "diapie" so you can go poo-poo in it. Then, I'll change it for you. Then I'll tickle you 'cause you're a cute little baby. Will you cry all night about how Uncle Larry fooled you? Told you there was a storm comin'.

#5

All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures!

#6

Moose! Not gonna happen, buddy. Alright? I told you three times. You can't come through this door with those antlers. So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock.

#7

Fetch?

#8

Larry: He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.

#9

Rebecca: And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum: the capuchin monkey, a highly intelligent primate, known for its loving and generous nature.
Larry: Huh!
Rebecca: Excuse me?

#10

Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.
Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...

#11

Rebecca: So! What can I tell you about the museum?
Larry: Ok, Attila the Hun: What is that guy's problem?

#12

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