Alfred Quotes

What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade.

You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud.

Alfred Pennyworth : Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne : And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

In the Civil War, your great-great grandfather was involved in the Underground Railroad, secretly transporting freed slaves to the North. And I suspect these caverns came in handy.

Batman may have made the front page, but Bruce Wayne got pushed to page eight.

In the Civil War, your great-great grandfather was involved in the underground railroad, secretly transporting free slaves to the North. And I suspect these caverns came in handy.