Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

They lack any kind of criminal credibility. I might get laughed at.

This is fucked. No money. No weed. Its all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

A little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean.

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

You want a sandwich, Bacon?

OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Tom, what have you been eatin'?

What is going on?

As you know this puts us in an awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.

Soap, don't be such a mincer.

Can we lock up and get drunk now?

Oh no. Not again.

It's been emotional.

All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

Big Chris: You alright, mate?
Big Chris: Cheeky bastard!