Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Tom, what have you been eatin'?

Big Chris: You alright, mate?
Big Chris: Cheeky bastard!

All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

It's been emotional.

Oh no. Not again.

Can we lock up and get drunk now?

Soap, don't be such a mincer.

As you know this puts us in an awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.

What is going on?

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

You want a sandwich, Bacon?

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

A little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean.

This is fucked. No money. No weed. Its all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

They lack any kind of criminal credibility. I might get laughed at.