To Be or Not to Be quotes

Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too.

Joseph Tura

So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt?

Joseph Tura

Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: I hope you'll forgive me if I acted a little clumsy, but this is the first time I ever met an actress.
Maria Tura: Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.

Greenberg, Maria Tura