The Avengers quotes

Steve Rogers: Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor: I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!
Steve Rogers: Then prove it! Put the hammer down.
Tony Stark: Umm, yeah, no! Bad call, he loves his hammer!

Steve Rogers, Thor

Thor: We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe.
Agent Phil Coulson: Like what?
Thor: The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?
Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.

Thor

In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has been trying to hide. Blueberry?

Tony Stark