Jesper Quotes

Latest Jesper quotes from Klaus

Jesper

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Jesper is played by Jason Schwartzman in Klaus.

Quotes

 What happened to him after that, how, why, I can't even begin to comprehend. I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. But I do know: once, every year, I get to see my friend. image

What happened to him after that, how, why, I can't even begin to comprehend. I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. But I do know: once, every year, I get to see my friend.

#1

Jesper: Ha! Eat our snow, you-
Jesper: They're not attached. Why aren't they attached? I thought they were attached. I never in a million years would've done what I just did if I didn't think these were attached. image

Jesper: Ha! Eat our snow, you-
Jesper: They're not attached. Why aren't they attached? I thought they were attached. I never in a million years would've done what I just did if I didn't think these were attached.

#2

Hello? image

Hello?

#3

Letters. You don't really write many these days, do you? But I bet there's one you never forget. Send it off to a certain plump guy in a red suit and, provided you've kept your act together more or less, he'll drop off a toy or two. And yet, no one seems to wonder how the whole thing got started in the first place. This is a story about letters, and it began... with this one...

#4

Good morning, madam! Ah, and a good morning it is indeed! For, you see, today is the day when progress arrives in this charming little town of yours! Now, let me steal a few moments of your time to introduce to you the novel concept that is the postal service...

#5

Awww, aren't you the cutest little thing! Tell me, sweetie, is your mommy home?

#6

Come on! We're running out of time! Those kids are counting on us!

#7

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