The Big Lebowski quotes

I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!

Walter Sobchak

Let me tell you something. The whole thing stinks to high heaven.

Maude Lebowski

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

The Dude