Little Bill Daggett Quotes

I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.

Strawberry Alice : You just kicked the shit out of an innocent man.
Little Bill Daggett : Innocent? Innocent of what?

Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies... Well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before... but bad.

I guess you think I'm kicking you Bob!

I'll have that thirty-two Bob.

Let the man out W.W. He's desiring to leave the hospitality of Big Whiskey behind him.

Little Bill Daggett : You been talking about that Queen of yours, again, Bob?
Little Bill Daggett : On Independence Day?

Little Bill Daggett : Eyewitnesses?
W.W. Beauchamp : Yes, sir.
Little Bill Daggett : Like the Duck himself, I guess.
W.W. Beauchamp : The Duke.
Little Bill Daggett : Duck, I says.

Little Bill Daggett : That you here, Bob, on the cover? "The Duck of Death?"
W.W. Beauchamp : Duke. It's the Duke. "Duke of Death."

I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking, you hear? I'm talking to all those villains down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri. And all those villains down there in Cheyenne. And what I'm saying is there ain't no whore's gold. And if there was, how they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow.

Yeah, well, a lotta folks did call him "Two Gun," but that wasn't because he was sportin' two pistols. No, it was because he had a dick that was so big, it was longer than the barrel on that Walther Colt that he carried. And the only insultin' he ever did was to stick that thing of his into this French lady that English Bob here was kinda sweet on.

Now all you gotta do is pull the trigger mister.