Skin it.
Read more Chris Chambers QuotesFrom: Stand by Me
Gordie: But you didn't miss him. Chris Chambers never misses, does he?Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down.
Well, all the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan. Even his little brother and sister calls him Lardass. At school, they put a sticker on his back that says "Wide-Load". And they rank him out and beat him up whenever they get a chance. But one day, he gets an idea; a greatest revenge idea, a kid ever had.
Two for flinching!