The Avengers quotes

Tony Stark: What's the stat, Rogers?
Steve Rogers: [looking at the Helicarrier] It seems to be powered by some sort of electricity!
Tony Stark: ...well, you're not wrong.

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

Tony Stark

Thor: We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe.
Agent Phil Coulson: Like what?
Thor: The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?
Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.

Thor