My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot.
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Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.