Freddy Freeman : What are your superpowers?
Shazam : Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
Shazam : I can't talk to fish! And even if I could, what could I do that's cool?
Freddy Freeman :I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
Shazam : Uh... well, that's not THAT cool.