It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
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People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.
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