Steve Rogers: We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now through face scans and satellites, so far we have got nothing. Tony, you fought him...
Tony Stark: What are you talking about? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the wizard gave away the store. That's what happened, there's no fight...
Steve Rogers: Okay, did he give you any clues, any coordinates?
Tony Stark: I saw this coming a few years back, I had a vision, but I didn't want to believe it. Now it's true.
Steve Rogers: Tony, I'm going to need you to focus...
Tony Stark: I NEEDED you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I don't believe I ever remember telling you this...
James Rhodes: Tony, Tony...
Tony Stark: What we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!
Steve Rogers: Well, that didn't work out, did it?
Tony Stark: I said we would lose. You said, "we will do that together too." Guess what, Cap? WE LOST and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the AVENGERS, Not the Prevengers, right?
James Rhodes: Okay, you made your point, Just sit down, okay?
Tony Stark: No, no, here's my biggest point, he said...
James Rhodes: Just sit down, okay? We need you, you're new blood.
Tony Stark: Bunch of tired old wheels! I got nothing for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! Zero, zip, nada. No trust - liar.
Tony Stark: Here, take this. You'll find him, if you do put that on. You hide -
Steve Rogers: So, let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
James Rhodes: No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Thor: Ah, where to start? Um, the Aether. Firstly, not a stone. Someone called it a stone before. It's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that.
Thor: Here's an interesting story though about the Aether - My grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine. Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I am from, and we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother who's dead. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so these things happen though you know. Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...
Tony Stark: Why don't you come and sit down?
Thor: I am not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.
Tony Stark: Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.