Well, the short version... not dead.
Read more Sherlock Holmes QuotesFrom: Sherlock
Mrs. Hudson: I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.Dr John Watson: Damn my leg! Sorry, I'm so sorry. It's just sometimes this bloody thing...Mrs. Hudson: I understand, dear, I've got a hip.
I'm an army doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them.
Dr John Watson: Have you talked to the police?Sherlock Holmes: Four people are dead, there isn't time to talk to the police.Dr John Watson: So why are you talking to me?Sherlock Holmes: Mrs. Hudson took my skull.Dr John Watson: So I'm basically filling in for your skull?Sherlock Holmes: Relax, you're doing fine.