Star-Lord : Here you go.
Rocket Raccoon : Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things.
Star-Lord : What?
Rocket Raccoon : No, I thought it'd be funny! Was it funny? No, wait, what'd he look like hopping around?
Star-Lord : I had to transfer him 30,000 units!
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From: Guardians of the Galaxy