Sherlock quotes

Dr. John Watson: Clients?
Sherlock Holmes: Just my parents.
Dr. John Watson: Your parents?
Sherlock Holmes: In town for a few days.
Dr. John Watson: Your parents?
Sherlock Holmes: Mycroft promised to take them to a matinee of Les Mis. Tried to talk me into doing it.
Dr. John Watson: Those were your parents?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes.
Dr. John Watson: Well. That is not what I...
Sherlock Holmes: What?
Dr. John Watson: I-I mean, they're... just... so... ordinary.
Sherlock Holmes: It's a cross I have to bear.

Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes

Lady Smallwood: Here.
Mycroft Holmes: What's this?
Lady Smallwood: My number.
Mycroft Holmes: I already have your number.
Lady Smallwood: My private number.
Mycroft Holmes: Why would I need that?
Lady Smallwood: I don't know. Maybe you'd like a drink sometime.
Mycroft Holmes: Of what?
Lady Smallwood: Up to you. Call me.

Mycroft Holmes

I'm the widow of a drug dealer, I own property in central London, and, for the last bloody time, John, I'm not your housekeeper.

Mrs. Hudson