The Avengers quotes

Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers

Thor: We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe.
Agent Phil Coulson: Like what?
Thor: The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?
Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.

Thor

What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

Tony Stark