The Avengers quotes

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers

Thor: We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe.
Agent Phil Coulson: Like what?
Thor: The Bilgesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?
Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.

Thor

When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Steve Rogers