A nice murder. That will cheer you up.
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you look at this menu? It's, uh, completely identical.
Dr John Watson: Have you talked to the police?Sherlock Holmes: Four people are dead, there isn't time to talk to the police.Dr John Watson: So why are you talking to me?Sherlock Holmes: Mrs. Hudson took my skull.Dr John Watson: So I'm basically filling in for your skull?Sherlock Holmes: Relax, you're doing fine.
I wrote my own version of the Nativity when I was a child, "The Hungry Donkey". It was a bit gory, but if you're gonna put a baby in a manger, you're asking for trouble.