Cable Quotes

Latest Cable quotes from Deadpool 2


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Cable is played by Josh Brolin in Deadpool 2.


You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. image

You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.


Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.


Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.
Deadpool :Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...


Cable : Who are you?
Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.


Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?
Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.
Deadpool : No, you did it for me.
Cable : No, I didn't.
Deadpool : You did.
Cable : No, I didn't.
Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.
Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.
Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.
Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.
Cable : Say it again.
Deadpool : You did it for me.
Cable : Jesus.


Cable : Dubstep's for pussies!
Wade Wilson : You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?


Cable : I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.
Wade Wilson : Well, that's just lazy writing.


Cable : Why are you protecting the kid?
Deadpool : I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex!


Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.
Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?


Deadpool : I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.
Cable : No.
Deadpool :Yes. Here we go. Bring it in.
Deadpool : Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this docking.
Deadpool : Is there a knife in my dick?
Cable : There's a knife in your dick, yeah.


Deadpool : Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character.
Cable : Jesus...


Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.
Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.


Cable : You remind me of my wife.
Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?
Cable : I said you remind me...
Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.


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