Oh, hey, I know you. You're that chick that always picks up my kid from school when I forget-slash-don't want to.
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Amy : Oh, my God, are you...?Mike : No, no, no, I was just checking my prostate.Amy : You know, I've always wondered what kind of porn you like.Mike : Why won't this fucking window close?Amy : Oh, my God, that's a giant bush!Sharon : Uh, who the hell are you?Amy : I'm his wife.Sharon : Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna wear this sweatshirt ever again.
I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.