Shazam quotes


Shazam : I'm bulletproof!
Freddy Freeman : Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face?
Shazam : Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face!... Wait, what?
Shazam : ...That kinda tickles.

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Shazam : You're the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
Freddy Freeman : Can I?
Shazam : Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Shazam : It's crazy, right?
Freddy Freeman : What're your superpowers?
Shazam : Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!

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Freddy Freeman : What are your superpowers?
Shazam : Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
Shazam : I can't talk to fish! And even if I could, what could I do that's cool?
Freddy Freeman :I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
Shazam : Uh... well, that's not THAT cool.

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