Mittens Quotes

How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy?

Hey! Look! My stomach's distended! How great is that?

The real world hurts, doesn't it? But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

They pretend they're going to always be there for you, and then one day they pack up and move away and take their love with them, and leave their declawed cat to fend for herself! They leave her, wondering what she did wrong.

They always pick the cute ones, the ones that look like you, Bolt, but the rest of us never come back out.

Look, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? A little-known cat secret. You know why we hate dogs? 'Cause we wanna be dogs! We have dog complexes.

I don't know what's going on here, but I'm just a little bit concerned about the number of lunatics on this trip. My limit is one.

Slow down! You're scraping the fur off my...