Lloyd Quotes

Latest Lloyd quotes from Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd

Lloyd chatacter image

Lloyd is played by Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.

Quotes

 I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings... image

I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings...

#1

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later. image

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.

#2

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? image

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

#3

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles. image

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles.

#4

Harry, your hands are freezing! image

Harry, your hands are freezing!

#5

 Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har? image

Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?

#6

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! image

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

#7

Airport Clerk : Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd Christmas : It's OK, I'm a limo driver!

#8

Harry, you're alive. And a horrible shot!

#9

Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.

#10

Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right... Well, see you later!

#11

How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.

#12

We have plenty of towels - thanks!

#13

Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

#14

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner!

#15

Suck me sideways.

#16

Boy, this party really died.

#17

I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."

#18

I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

#19

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

#20

Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?

#21

Lloyd Christmas : That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Bus Stop Beauty : Austria.
Lloyd Christmas : Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Bus Stop Beauty : Let's not.

#22

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