Latest Lloyd quotes from Dumb and Dumber
I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings...
Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles.
Harry, your hands are freezing!
Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?
We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Airport Clerk : Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd Christmas : It's OK, I'm a limo driver!
Harry, you're alive. And a horrible shot!
Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.
Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right... Well, see you later!
How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.
We have plenty of towels - thanks!
Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.
We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner!
Boy, this party really died.
I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?
Lloyd Christmas : That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Bus Stop Beauty : Austria.
Lloyd Christmas : Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Bus Stop Beauty : Let's not.
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