Lloyd Quotes

Latest Lloyd quotes from Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd

Lloyd chatacter image

Lloyd is played by Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.

Quotes

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! image

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

#1

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later. image

Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.

#2

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? image

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

#3

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles. image

They got the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles.

#4

Harry, your hands are freezing! image

Harry, your hands are freezing!

#5

 Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har? image

Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?

#6

 I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings... image

I can't stop once I stop going Harry! It stings...

#7

Lloyd Christmas : That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Bus Stop Beauty : Austria.
Lloyd Christmas : Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Bus Stop Beauty : Let's not.

#8

Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?

#9

Airport Clerk : Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd Christmas : It's OK, I'm a limo driver!

#10

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

#11

I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

#12

I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."

#13

Harry, you're alive. And a horrible shot!

#14

Boy, this party really died.

#15

Suck me sideways.

#16

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers. But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up, partner!

#17

Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

#18

We have plenty of towels - thanks!

#19

How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.

#20

Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right... Well, see you later!

#21

Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road.

#22

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