Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!

Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!

I think your name is magical.

It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.

My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.

This is working like gangbusters.

You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in.

Joel, hide me in your humiliation!

I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!

Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.

He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.

If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.

By morning, you'll be gone.

Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.

Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.

Meet me... in Montauk...

Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!

My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.

I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.

Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

I apply my personality in a paste.

I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.

Ouch. Ow my ass.

Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.

I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible... I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the work that is done by people where I also work, the work of my colleagues.

That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.