Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind   image

Directed by: Michel Gondry
Written by: Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry
Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson
Released on: March 19, 2004
Taglines: Replace my memory.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

I think your name is magical. image

I think your name is magical.

 Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in. image

Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in.

You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing. image

You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

This is working like gangbusters. image

This is working like gangbusters.

 He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear. image

He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.

Joel, hide me in your humiliation! image

Joel, hide me in your humiliation!

My God, there's people coming out of your butt. image

My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel. image

It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd. image

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off! image

Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!

 Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy! image

Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!

Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's. image

Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks. image

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told! image

I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry. image

He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.

You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!

Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

I apply my personality in a paste.

That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.

I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.

Ouch. Ow my ass.

Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.

I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible... I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the work that is done by people where I also work, the work of my colleagues.

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.

My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.

Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!

Meet me... in Montauk...

Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.

Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.

By morning, you'll be gone.

If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.

What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.

random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap. image

random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

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