It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.
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My God, there's people coming out of your butt.
My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.
random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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