Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in.
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random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!