Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
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I think your name is magical.
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
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