You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.
Read more Clementine Kruczynski QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
Ouch. Ow my ass.
My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.