My God, there's people coming out of your butt.
Read more Joel Barish QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.