He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
Read more Joel Barish QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.
He could wake up all half-baked and, gooey and, and half-baked... mmm, that sounds sooo good. I'm hungry.