He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
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Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.
You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
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