He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
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Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.
Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!
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