He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
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Joel, hide me in your humiliation!
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
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