He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
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Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.
I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
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