Clementine Kruczynski Quotes

You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in.

Joel, hide me in your humiliation!

I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!

Sometimes I don't think people realize how lonely it is to be a kid. Like... you don't matter.

Meet me... in Montauk...

Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!

My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.

I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.

Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

I apply my personality in a paste.

I'm fucking crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market.

Ouch. Ow my ass.